18 Bold Visions 2009 (UPDATED!)

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It's Gonna Happen

We at 18to88.com are nothing if not accountable.  Here is a our recap of our famous preseason predictions.

Every year, we here at 18to88.com pride ourselves at making the boldest and most accurate predictions available on the internet.  Our track record is unassailable.  Our foresight boggles the mind and causes our readers to wonder at what mystic fount of insight we have tapped into. As you can see from past seasons, our abilities are stunning.

That's what we hope to write next year, anyway.  Submitted for your approval, 18 Bold Visions for 2009...

1.  The Colts will win the AFC South
I know, I know.  That's not really 'bold' in the classic sense, but whatever.  It's tradition.

Verdict:

It's a bingo!  Indy won the South for the 6th time in 7 years

2.  Joe Addai runs for 1,000 yards
The line can't be worse than it was last year.  Addai will be healthier and has his burst back.  Rumors of his demise are much exaggerated

Veridict:

Rats!  Addai did manage to gain the respect of all Colts fans with his hard running, great blocking, and 'golden arm', but the Colts line while better still can't run block for crap.  At least no one is debating Joe's worth any more.

3.  Jack Del Rio is fired in Jacksonville.
After being rebuffed by the Florida coach, owner Wayne Weaver will higher Urban Meyer's younger brother Oscar hoping Jags fans won't notice the difference.  The move meets with limited success:  no one notices, but only because there are no Jags fans.

Verdict:
Why does this man still have a job?  Wayne Weaver almost canned him after the season because "of the way Del Rio treats people".  Recently, Mad Jack lashed out at his quarterback.  Seriously, the fact that Del Rio can't get fired no matter how many games he loses blows my mind.

4.  Kurt Warner is suspended for 5 games after self-reporting himself for violating the Personal Conduct Policy of the NFL.
He knew he shouldn't have rented "The Da Vinci Code" on pay per view.  Roger Goodell comes down particularly hard on Warner because of his prior record for "Driving Under the Influence of the Holy Spirit".

Verdict:

It's a bingo!  Warner suddenly missed a game against the Titans with what the press reported as "a concussion".  Warner then abruptly ended his NFL career announcing his retirment.  18to88 has learned the truth, however.  The commissioner has given Warner a hush hush exit from the game due to gambling debts incurred from ilicit games involving "Heroes of the Bible Cards" a game similiar to Magic: The Gathering.  The venerable quarterback is said to be in rehab in Pensacola, FL.

5.  Tom Brady throws no more than 30 TD passes.
There are scores of reasons for this.  He's only done it once in his career.  His TD totals fell the second half of 2007.  He's coming off knee surgery.  Teams will play the Pats differently, forcing them to go on long drives.  I personally don't like him.  You know, scores of reasons.  The only reason we might be wrong:  Randy Moss.

Verdict:
It's a bingo!  Brady threw 28 touchdowns.  Against the Titans and Jags he threw 10 TDs and no picks. Against the other 11 teams he played (14 games) he threw 18 TDs and 13 picks.

6.  The Houston Texans make the playoffs.
Matt Schuab celebrates so hard that he sprains his knee and can't play in the game.  The Texans run Rex Grossman out for the start and lose by 40.

Verdict:
Wow.  Once again they let us down. The Texans managed to win 9 games, but still missed out on the playoff thanks in part to one of the worst kicking seasons in history by Chris Brown.

7.  The giant scoreboard in Texas stadium is removed after it affects the kicking game too much.

What the hell were they thinking?

Verdict:

Surprisingly the Cowboys didn't have any problems with the scoreboard. The prediction was almost correct, however, when Romo took a sack against the Giants in week one because he was too busy starring into his own dreamy eyes.

8.  Barring injury, Tony Ugoh finishes the year at left tackle for the Colts.
We are just hoping that the injury we are barring isn't Peyton Manning's.

Verdict:
Wow, this was our biggest whiff.  Charlie Johnson prooved to be a solid pass blocker, but Indy ranked 31st in the NFL in runs around left end.  Ugoh did manage to see the field a few times, but never could unseast CJ.

9.  Things in Denver turn ugly as owner Pat Bowlen demands to be traded in mid-November.
Apparently no one can get along with Josh McDaniel.

Verdict:
After a fast start, the Broncos completely fell apart in Novemeber.  Brandon Marshall still wants out of town, and McDaniels ran off Mike Nolan (the D-coordinator responsible for most of the team's meager improvement).  Bowlen has to be regretting the hire already.

10.  The Colts field a top 5 defense.
They were a top 10 D last year, despite massive injuries and no help at defensive tackle.

Verdict:
Incomplete.  The Colts were 2nd in scoring defense before resting starters in the final two games.  I'm not going to take credit for being right, but I'm not taking a hit on this either.

11.  Brett Favre decides to unretire and returns to the help the Packers win games.
Unfortunately, he's playing for the Vikings at the time.

Verdict:
Farve could be accused of a lot of things, but the Vikes beat the Packers twice, and he was great.

12. The Colts top 7 receivers will feature only two wideouts.
Both primary RBs as well as Clark, Tamme, and Robinson will have more catches than either Collie or Garcon.

Verdict:
Shut up.  I missed on this terribly too.  Granted, I didn't know Gonzo was going down, but it doesn't matter. I didn't believe in Collie and Garcon, but they played well.

13. The Titans come crashing back to earth after Jeff Fisher wakes up one day and realizes his quarterbacks are Kerry Collins and Vince Young.
They lost their best player from last year's team.  They won't win 10 games this year.

Verdict:
It's a bingo.  Easiest call on the board.

14.   The Chicago Bears fans officially pardon the state of Indiana.
Hostilities between the bordering states had escalated in recent years due to Indiana's sabotaging of the Bears title hopes by exporting Rex Grossman to Illinois.  Jay Cutler of Santa Claus, IN makes peace between the City of Broad Shoulders and Hoosierland.

Verdict:
After Cutler lead the league in picks, they hate us more than ever.

15.  The Pats, Colts, Steelers and Chargers team up to form a new super hero squad.
The Fantastic Four continue their domination of the AFC for the umpteenth season in a row.  Tom Brady volunteers for the job of "Invisible Woman" as his modeling career becomes more than he can handle.  Sometimes, he just wants to disappear and make the world stop ogling him!

Verdict:
Close, but the Steelers slipped to 9 wins.  They'll be back.

16.  Cleveland benches Brady Quinn for Derek Anderson in week 11.
They do so hoping to raise Anderson's trade value.  The move pays off as the Buccaneers offer a box of sweatbands and the still warm corpse of Byron Leftwhich in exchange.  The Browns management team celebrates getting the better end of the deal.

Verdict:

It's a bingo!  They switched from Quinn to Anderson to Quinn to rusty toaster.  The rusty toaster has the best arm of the three.

17. Clint Session makes the Pro Bowl
Out of habit, Bill Polian immediately releases him even though his contract isn't up.


Verdict:
This one isn't on me.  Session deserved that nod.  He was awesome all year.

18.  The Colts win the Super Bowl
Bob Kravitz writes the championship summary and is makes sure to include a subtle dig a Tony Dungy for past post-season failures.  Cold Hard Football Facts writes a piece about how they've always loved Peyton Manning and how his dominance boggles the mind.

Verdict:

Oh so very close.  Kravitz did take that shot at Dungy this year, and CHFF was temporarily enamored with Peyton, but in the end, we came up 15 minutes short.

The final tally:

6-11-1.  OuchOf all of them, the one that still bugs me is the Clint Session prediction.  Several more should have been right (Houston, Jacksonville).  I guess it's back to the old drawing board for next year...

Stat of the Day-Defensive Fail Edition

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Kravitz...making sense?

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A word of warning:  I'm about to say nice things about Bob Kravitz.

This is going on the front page, because I cannot remember a time when our buddy Bobby K did a better job summarizing a game or the state of the franchise.

Usually after a postseason loss, I'm calling Kravitz names and responding to snippit after snippit of his articles by pointing out the mistakes.  Not today.  Today, you'll fine nothing but praise from me for lines like this:

(Can I say a word about Peyton Manning? I thought he had a very strong Super Bowl, and this idea that he's "the biggest loser'' is about as dumb as tabloid journalism can get. We'll never know who did what on the interception -- to their credit, neither Manning nor Reggie Wayne threw the other guy under the bus -- but on most days, 31-of-45 for 333 yards on just eight possessions is enough to win.

It wasn't his fault Garcon dropped the pass to end one possession. Or that Wayne dropped another one that would have been a score. Or that coach Jim Caldwell had a brain-cramp and sent Matt Stover out to try a 51-yard field goal. Defense lost this game. Special teams lost this game. Period.)

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Now, though, there is a heightened sense of urgency. Manning is on the quarter-pole of his incredible career and there are only so many chances left. He will be 34 years old next month. That means he's got roughly five or six seasons left to add championships to his legacy, and with the coming labor war, it's possible one of those years could be taken away.

Polian hates to hear about windows, but there is a window of opportunity here, and it's going to close before you know it.

In terms of personnel, they're right there. A couple of tweaks, a couple of additions. Find a kick- and punt-return guy.

Wow.  The stuff Kravitz wrote today is so right on that I'm not even going to say anything backhanded.

It's a great piece, and everyone should read it.

 

Most Crushing?

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Cold Hard Football Facts recently ranked the most crushing playoff turnovers of all time.  They put Manning's pick in the Super at #2.  That seems crazy high to me.  Let's look at some of the turnovers that were much more devastating than that one.  In fairness, CHFF only used conference championship games and Super Bowls, so I'll limit myself to those games.  To create this list, I'm using data from Advanced NFL Stats.  They have a lovely charting system that shows teams' win probabilities before and after each play.  Unfortunately, the game charts only go back to 2000, but it will still give us a decade worth of data.

Please note:  this isn't opinion based.  I'm just using the Cold Hard Facts.

1. Warner's pick in 2008 Super Bowl:  WP before 61%  WP after 16%.  Difference 46%

#1 on CHFF's list was unquestionably the biggest turnover of the decade, and possibly ever.

2.  Favre pick in 09 verses the Saints (NFC Championship):  Before: 83%  After: 42%  Difference: 39%

This was an infinitely worse mistake than Manning's.  The two shouldn't be compared. Favre's occurred with his team looking to win the game, and instantly they had less than a coin flip's chance of winning.  This was one of the biggest turnovers ever.

3.  Favre pick in 07 against the Giants (NFC Championship):  Before: 55%  After: 20%  Difference:  35%

Another total back-breaker from Favre.  It really seemed like the Pack had that game on a plate, but the pick destroyed all that.  Again, the Pack was favored to win at the time the pick occurred.

4. (tie) McNabb's pick in 2001 verses the Rams (NFC Championship):  Before: 33%  After:  5%  Difference: 28%

Hasselback's pick in the 2005 Super Bowl  Before:  43%  After:  15%  Difference: 28%

Flacco verses the Steelers 08 (AFC Championship)  Before: 31% After: 3%  Difference:  28%

For some reason, these plays have been overlooked.  All three were more damaging to their teams because both teams had more realistic chances of winning the game before the turnover than the Colts did.  Neither of the first two ended the game, so perhaps that's why they aren't recalled.  Flacco's pick six late in the fourth quarter last year was a crushing blow.

7.  Warner's pick in 2001 Super Bowl  Before: 67%  After: 42%  Difference: 25%

Another crushing pick six from Warner.  The Rams had a good chance to win before, but were hurting afterwards.  To me, turnovers that take a team from likely to win to likely to lose are the real back breakers

8. (tie)  Rex Grossman's interception in the 2006 Super Bowl  Before: 32%  After: 9% Difference: 21%

Peyton Manning's pick six in 2009 Super Bowl Before: 22%  After: 1%

I will say this about Manning's pick.  It came at a point when his team had the second lowest odds of actually winning of any turnover on this list.  However, it also completely destroyed his team's chances of winning, taking them down to 1%.  To call it the 2nd most crushing turnover in playoff history is just plain wrong.  It's barely in the top 10 for the decade.  It certainly was not "more horrendous" than Favre's pick against the Saints.  I don't think people realize how slim the Colts' chances were at that point.  With only 3 minutes to play (and three timeouts), the Saints were going to have the ball last.  They had scored on 5 of 6 possessions (the other ended on fourth down at the goal line).  A score by the Colts only would have postponed the inevitable.  Advanced NFL Stats has a great article about where the Super Bowl was REALLY lost.

10. Brady's pick 2006 AFC Championship  Before: 17% After 0%  Difference: 17%

A game ender, but certainly not worthy of inclusion on any list of worst turnovers. The Pats had very little chance to actually win the game.  The pick was just cosmetic, much like Manning's.

NOTE:

Tom Brady holds the distinction of having two of the worst turnovers of the decade in games his team WON. Because the criteria CHFF established was 'crushing', I won't include them on the list.  They do merit mentioning, however.

Brady's pick verses Panthers 2003 Super Bowl: Before: 92% After: 56%  Difference: 36%

Brady's pick verses the 2007 Chargers (AFC Championship):  Before:  75% After:  58% Difference: 17%

Brady's pick in the 2003 Super Bowl was so bad that it should have gone down as the third worst playoff turnover this decade.  Instead it is utterly forgotten, and he inexplicably was given an MVP award for the game.  It sure is nice to be Tom Brady.

The Best Ever

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Whitlock has a top 10 of all time QB list out. I don't want to split hairs with him; it's not the worst list ever, even if his criteria is all over the board.  His comments about Manning are what they are. Thanks to Garrison for the link.

Personally, I don't think you can rank QBs, but rather you have a pool of guys who did the most ever at their position.  I like the tier idea more than a straight list.  Here's a rough idea of who would make my top tier.  My criteria are:

1.  Impact on the game. How was the game different because they played?

2.  Fear they inspired

3.  Huge numbers over a long period of time.

4.  Unique skills

In no real order at all my all time top tier is:

Unitas-I love originals.  The first one to do something new gets massive credit with me...even if others came along and did it better later.  No one played QB like Unitas before Unitas. That earns him crazy cred with me.  Inventing the two minute drill in the greatest game of all time?  Seriously.  Nothing can ever beat that.

Montana-I love the passer rating.  It's my favorite stat.  The reason is because it was the stat that Montana dominated.  Four Super Bowls is nice, but Bradshaw won four, and he's nowhere near this list.  Montana might have been a 'system' QB, but he was the first of his kind in Bill Walsh's West Coast offense.  That makes him special in my book.  Sure he had great talent, so what?  Football is different because he played.

Elway-Yeah, I know he doesn't have the numbers, but he had a unique set of skills.  My all time favorite non-Colts game was the Elway/Montana Monday Night shootout.  Incredible game.  When I was a kid, Elway was the man, and everyone knew it.  The two late in his career championships directly lead to Favre coming back this year.  Every old QB has hope for one more like John...

Marino-Same boat as Elway.  I don't worry about the postseason nonsense.  Marino was incredible.  I saw him play a half dozen times live at least, and it was always a thrill.

Staubauch-Way underrated.  In doing my "Old Manning" research, he was the player who fascinated me the most.  His volume numbers were suppressed by a career in the Navy.  No way I dock him for that!  As a late bloomer, he gives hope to every 26 year old QB who hasn't figured it out yet.

Young-Again, I love me the passer rating and he's #1 all time (sorry Aaron Rodgers, I'm not counting you yet).  He could run and throw.  He was accurate and could hurl the deep ball.  He was good right up to the very end of his career.  He may have been best two way threat from the QB position ever.  Because he could throw better than run, I love him.

Starr-If I have to acknowledge the Brady/Aikman/Bradshaw crowd, I'm going to put Starr on the board well before any of those guys.  You want championships and post-season glory?  He had his fill first.

Tarkenton-Another giant.  Still ranks high on the all time lists in a lot of stats despite decades of retirement.  He may not have one THE big one, but he won plenty of big games along the way.

Manning-He is altering the way football is played forever.  To me that trumps everything else.  I've never seen other coaches fear a player as much as they clearly fear him.

The next tier for me is littered with right place/right time guys:  Brady, Aikman, Bradshaw types.  Honestly, the two players most likely to break into my elite tier are Roethlisberger (if he stays healthy) and Brees (he lead the league in passer rating...of course I love him).  I love Roethlisberger because as I've said many times, he does something Manning can't.  He is the only guy in the league who possesses a skill Manning doesn't have...he's a freak to tackle.  It'll get him killed before he's 30, but I love the way he plays.  I suppose Brady would make the tier if he wins big with the Pats fielding a mediocre defense. Those three have the best shot.

Anyway, sorry for the generic 'fan' post with no real numbers or stats.  It's not my finest work, but consider it a conversation starter for the weekend.  Until the book is done, I'm saving my heavy research.  Next week I'll get around to updating some of the preseason prediction pieces.

Fourth Quarter Magic?

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18to88 resident curmudgeon and Pats' fan JC asked the question: What are Manning's and Brady's stats in the fourth quarter of playoff games?

Here's where you come for such answers.  The question he was getting at is which quarterback was more 'clutch'.  To make the best assessment, I've looked at the fourth quarter production for each QB in the fourth quarter of games that were one score games.  If the QB had the ball in the fourth quarter trailing by 8 points or less, it counts.  If the other team had the ball trailing by 8 points or less, it counts.  This method eliminates a handful of games for either QB when they played with big leads or big deficits, since those aren't exactly clutch situations.

For Manning, I considered the following games:

2003:  @ KC, @ NE

2005: Pitt

2006:  KC, @Bal, NE, Chi

2007:  SD

2008:  @SD

2009:  NYJ, NO

I did not include data from the 1999 or 2000 playoff games, though both would qualify.  The reason is that I don't have play by play data for those games, and would be happy to add them in if anyone can find the numbers.  I can tell you Manning threw no TDs and no INTs in those two games.  This list does not count:

2002:  @ NYJ (smallest deficit 34 points)

2003: Denver (smallest lead 38 points)

2004:  Denver (smallest lead 18 points), @NE (smallest deficit 10 points)

2009: Baltimore (smallest lead 14 points)

Manning's teams finished 6-5 in the 11 games chosen.  They were ahead at some point in the fourth quarter in 8 of 11 games.    In total, Manning's kickers have missed three fourth quarter field goals in close games that Indianapolis eventually lost.

For Brady, I considered the following games:

2001:  Oak, STL

2003:  Tenn, IND, Car

2004:  Phil

2006:  NYJ, @SD, @IND

2007:  Jax, SD, NYG

The following games were omitted:

2001:  @Pitt (he didn't play)

2004: IND (smallest lead 10 points), @ Pitt (smallest lead 11 points)

2005: Jax (smallest lead 18 points), @ Denver (smallest deficit 14 points)

2009: Bal (smallest deficit 13 points)

Brady's team was 10-2 in the 12 games.  They led at some point in the fourth quarter in all 12 games.

Here's a chart:

Comp Att Yards YPA % TD INT Rating
Brady 94 148 927 6.3 63.5 5 4 81.1
Manning 80 128 997 7.8 62.5 5 3 89.9

One QB is 10-2.  The other is 6-5.  The numbers say that nothing is more pointless than attributing wins and losses to quarterbacks.

Note:  JC officially protests that I've excluded games and he wants ALL the postseason game data included.  I'll do so as an addendum to this post.

UPDATE:

In the games I excluded from Manning originally (not counting the two I don't have data from), he was 15/23, 192, 1 TD, 2 INT.

In the games I excluded from Brady originally, he was 19/34, 244, 1 TD, INT.  He was helped greatly by a 74 yard pass against the Broncos when trailing by 21 points.

The FULL fourth quarter playoff stats look like this (again, including blowout games).  For Brady, this represents 17 games (he didn't play in the fourth quarter of one).  It also represents 15 games for Manning who didn't throw a pass in the fourth quarter against Denver in 2003, and I don't have 1999 and 2000 stats.

Comp Att Yards YPA % TD INT Rating
Brady 182 113 1171 6.4 62.1 6 5 80.2
Manning 151 95 1189 7.9 62.9 6 5 86.8

"Bash my face against my desk repeatedly" Stat of the day

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Seriously, Jim.  What were you thinking?

MIKE MARTZ AWARD: So, Matt Stover's longest made field goal this year was 43 yards. Matt Stover's longest made field goal in 2008 was 47 yards. Matt Stover's longest made field goal in 2007 was 49 yards. Matt Stover is now 42 years old, so there's reason to suspect he wouldn't be able to make a 55-yard field goal as he did as a rookie in 1991. So, Jim Caldwell, why'd you send him out to try a 51-yard field goal?

I Love the Colts

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The only thing I hate about modern sports is the media.  I hate that 31 teams are made to feel like failures.  I hate that for the second time in three years a quarterback was "the greatest of all time" right up until the last three minutes of the Super Bowl.  Apparently that title is so fragile and worthless that one play makes all the difference.  It's sort of the way Kobe Bryant was a choker after the 2008 finals, but now that he won again, he's back to being one of the all time greats.  The media has the attention span of a gnat, which cheapens all their proclamations.

No matter what anyone out there says, I loved the 2009 Colts.  They were a great team, and I'm not the least bit embarrassed by them.

I love that they posted 7 come from behind victories.  The only time they didn't come back was against a team that was clearly better than the rest of the league.  They played the Super Bowl about like they played every other game this year.  The Saints were just too good to be felled by that kind of effort.

I love that Dwight Freeney played.  I love that he got the only sack.

I loved beating the Pats and Jets, oh and the Jags. I loved beating the Jags.

I love that we got beat by things which were real problems.  We got beat by conservative coaching, a lack of a kicker, a young wideout with drop problems, no return game, and injuries (which let's face it, are part of our identity now).  If I go down, I don't want it to be for the thing I never saw coming (like 2003-2005).  I want it to be because of the real flaws our team has had all year.

I loved that coaches are so scared of Manning that they do things that no one would DREAM of to try and stop him.  Onside kicks in the third quarter?  Going for it on fourth and two?  They never did that for Montana.  I've never seen them do that for anyone.

I love that even though Matt Stover missed a big field goal, no one holds him responsible.  More was asked of him than he could be expected to deliver.  It wasn't his fault.  He'll be remembered fondly, and not as a goat.  That's cool when you think about it.

I love that Manning and Wayne aren't talking about the pick six pass.  Something happened on that play, and it will be years before we ever know what...if we ever find out.

I love that there is another season next year.  I hate that there is a long boring off-season full of people talking nonsense, but I do love that football will be back eventually.

I love being the favorites already for next year.

I love Bill Polian in the draft.  I hate the draft...but I love Polian doing the picking.

I love that as bad as the loss was on Sunday, it's only barely in the top five worst losses we've had.  I'll put it up there because of the magnitude of the game, but the way we lost and who we lost to...I can live with that.

I love making the playoffs every year.  The whole Atlanta Braves comparison bugs me, only because I don't understand what is wrong with that.  The playoffs are a crap shoot.  Making them is about skill.  Winning them is about luck.  The ball bounced the wrong way all night Sunday night.  Hell, if the Colts cover the onside kick (which they did at first), they probably win that game.  Pencil us in for the post season next year.  I'll take my chances.  It beats staying home in January.  Everyone is searching for the some kind of meta-narrative to sum up the Colts this decade.  There isn't one.  There is no common thread.  There is no big picture.  The losses don't have much of anything in common other than the pain they've caused it.  Let it go, world.  Stuff just happens.  We don't always get to know why.  Inventing reasons is foolish.

I love that we won 16 games this season.  We won 12 in our first three years in Indianapolis.  In fact, you can cobble 5 seasons together (1984, 1986, 1991, 1997, 1998) and only get 14 wins combined out of them.  This was a great year.

Most of all, I love that even though I'm 12,000 miles from home, I shared this season with my dad and my brother.  I love that we talked every day about it.  I love that I can share in a common experience with them.  I love that it makes my life accessible to them and theirs to me.  I love that all year all of us have commiserated around this virtual water cooler, and felt the highs and lows together.  I love that.

I hate that it is over.

I love that it is coming back.

Up in the Air

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This title is so uncreative, that it circles all the way back to creative again.  The uniformed reader might guess that this was a poorly named post about the movie Up in the Air. An informed reader would figure that it was a post about the uncertainty surrounding the offseason or the NFL's collective bargaining agreement.

The uninformed reader would be right.  Ah, irony...

Seriously, I don't want to think about football right now.  The offseason here at 18to88 is an eclectic mish-mash of topics.  I wish we could talk more hoops, but that's just depressing.  Instead, you'll get a heavy dose of football, but also baseball, auto racing, and general nonsense.  Over the next few weeks, I'll be updating a lot of our preseason articles and working heavily on my book about Colts history.  Fortunately, it wasn't a book about just the 2009 season, so I'm pretty confident that come August people will be excited about it.  We are all still smarting from the loss on Sunday, but this season was a great one, a successful one, and the team is still stacked for next year, so there's a lot feel good about in the long run.  I can promise you this, we'll talk about everything worth talking about, but we won't just talk for the sake of talking.  I hate blather and that's all the offseason is.

None of that matters today, however.  Today, I'm going to talk about the movie I saw.  Jason Reitman's Up in the Air is a major player for many of the plumb cinema awards with good reason.  Honestly, the first trailer I saw for the movie made it look like a mess, but the good buzz (and utter lack of anything else to see in Argentina right now) persuaded me otherwise.  Plot wise, the movie is simple.  It follows a stereotypical lone wolf/sharky businessman played by George Clooney.  Actually, I should have just said it follows George Clooney playing George Clooney.  He works for a company that does corporate downsizing.  He's a professional 'fire-er', a sort of corporate hitman who kills careers instead of people.  He live an isolated life of constant travel and likes it that way.  Over the course of the movie, he encounters characters who force him to reevaluate his life and his values.

That's what happens in the movie, but the film itself is much more nuanced and subtle than my ham-handed attempt to summarize it.  The movie begins and ends with Clooney.  Reitman smartly uses the audience's familiarity with Clooney to establish a sense of identity for the character.  You know immediately what kind of person the movie is about.  Clooney does a masterful job, however, in drawing you in and making his portrayal of 'Ryan Bingham' human with real depth and a hidden kind of pain that lesser actors would have failed to draw out or simply over played all together.  Bingham starts as an archetype, but Clooney makes him human.  This is the key to the whole movie.  Against the odds, you begin to feel for the guy, take an interest in him and long to see him grow up and mature and find happiness in life.

His interactions center around two woman.  Alex, his love interest played by Vera Farmiga, is the feminine version of Bingham.  The two engage in a love affair that is, ahem, narcissistic (to use a pg word) because each person is basically just making love with him and herself through the other person.  Farmiga is wonderful in the role, and because the relationship ends in a predictable way, she deserves all the praise she has gotten because she makes you care about the character, even though you know who and what she is.

The second woman, Natalie Keener played by Ana Kendrick, is a young lady attempting to overhaul the way Bingham's already heartless business is run.  Surprisingly, she is seeking to make it even more inhuman than it already is.  She has to travel the country with Bingham, learning the ropes of firing people, so she can do it more cost effectively.  Her personal crisis helps Bingham establish his humanity.  He is a person who has chosen solitude not because he's a sociopath, but because of real pain in his life that the movie mercifully doesn't explore or name.

Up in the Air is funnier, more poignant, and better written than I expected. The dialogue was scintillating.  The direction was pitch perfect, and the performances from the actors were stellar.  The movie is sad and empty in a subtle kind of way that makes its point with gentleness and allows you to take in the existential crisis of Clooney's Bingham without leaving the theater ready to throw yourself off a bridge.  Because of my affinity for The Big Lebowski, I always appreciate any movie when Sam Elliot shows up wearing an unusual costume and serves as a proxy for God.

I appreciated, respected, and enjoyed Up in the Air.  It probably isn't the best picture of 2009 (I'm still going with Inglorious Bastards), but unlike Avatar, it certainly deserves to be in the conversation.

Moving forward...

Written by Nate Dunlevy on .

Well, that was a tough way to end the season.  I doubt you'll find too many Colts' fans jumping off bridges.  The Saints were a good team with a great coach and a great QB.  The game could have easily swung the other way if a few balls had bounced differently, but in the end I think the end result is fitting.  Getting off to an early lead was clearly the worst thing that could have happened to Coach Caldwell.  It put him him 'conserve' mode, and he tried 'not to lose' the game.  The key call that fans will forever hold against him was the terrible decision to kick a 51 yard field goal on fourth and 11.  In the end, the Colts lost to an excellent Saints team that was among the best all season.  There's no shame in that.  2009 was a great season for the Colts and a successful one.  It didn't end the way we wanted, but this was still the second best team in Indianapolis history.  I wish it could have ended differently, and but for a few bounces, maybe it would have.  Still, life goes on and there is another season next year.

  • Here's what the Colts have to do to improve in 2010:

1.  Get a real kicker. It's hard to overly fault Polian for the Stover signing, and I certainly don't blame him for missing a kick I would never have let him attempt in the first place.  Still, the Colts need a kicker who can convert a 50+ yard kick.  You can't win in the NFL without one.  Perhaps a made field goal and a decent kickoff change everything else that happened in that fourth quarter.  Certainly a punt would have made it interesting.  Vinateri can't be trusted to come back healthy. It's time for a kicker with some leg.

2. Get depth for the defensive ends.  It's been a problem since 2007.  Raheem Brock is a valued Colts, but he isn't a serviceable back up DE.  Freeney clearly wasn't good to go in the second half.  He missed the Saints whole first TD drive.  Brees struggled early, as the Colts had good push.  When the rush died, he took over.  We didn't realize it at the time (though we all feared it), but when Freeney stepped on Sanchez's ankle, the Colts season went up in smoke.  There isn't another Dwight Freeney just sitting out there, but something has to be done to help the team compensate.

3.  Get new offensive tackles.  Right, I realize that the Colts only gave up 10 or so sacks, but there was precious little room to run on the edges.  Anyone watching tonight could see that Addai has moves to spare, but Colts runners are hit in the backfield too often.  It didn't really cost the Colts in the Super Bowl, but better run blocking would go a long way.  I thought Diem and CJ were both substandard in run blocking all year and should be replaced.

  • Three more things should happen naturally:

1.  The WR corps will improve.  The young guys played better and better as the season went on, though Garcon never fully got over the dropsies, putting key third downs on the ground against both the Ravens and Saints.  On the key third down in the fourth quarter, Collie tried to get a pass interference call instead of just going up to make the catch.

2.  Caldwell has to coach more aggressively.  If he didn't learn his lesson tonight, he never will.  To his credit, he made the right call on a key fourth down, but screwed the end of half and fourth quarter scenarios.

3.  The secondary will improve.  Losing Sanders, Jackson, and Powers for long stretches hurt.  All three healthy would probably have made a huge difference against the Saints.  I expect the 2010 Colts' to have an even better defensive backfield.

  • Some myths were pretty well shattered tonight:

1.  Larry Coyer is a genius at bringing pressure. Nope. It's Freeney and Mathis.  Anything else is still just caused by them.  Take them away, and the Colts' D rots.

2. The special teams are better because of a new coach.  They sucked tonight.  They kind of have all year. They always will. This team can't return punts, kicks, or kick field goals.  The key to good special teams is a good kicker and a punter.  We have one and we need the other.

3.  Jim Caldwell is a better coach than Tony Dungy.  He had a great year.  I still believe in him.  He got worked tonight.

Finally, this is not innate of anything, but the NFL HAS to fix the possession to the ground rule on a catch.  I never have ANY idea what is a catch any more.  I was stunned they overturned the 2 pt conversion call of incomplete.  Now, I feel the the play WAS a completed pass according to 'reality', but according to my understanding of the rule, I see no way that what Lance Moore did constituted possession. The problem is that the rule creates a weird judgement zone where the official has to determine how long a guy has possession for.  It was designed to take that element OUT of the game, but I don't see that it's working. The rule should be two feet with possession=good catch.  Forget this "maintain possession to the ground" crap.  It doesn't work.