Sorry for scaring you, but I really needed your attention! Now that I have it, Colts Authority would like to introduce their 1st Annual Pumpkin Carving Contest™.
"What's that," you ask? Great question, as always!
To get in the spirit of Halloween, to celebrate one awesome reader/pumpkin decorator, and to support the Colts ChuckStrong campaign, Colts Authority is asking our readers to send in their best Colts-related Pumpkin Carvings. All entries will be posted on the front page on October 31st. We'll hold a vote that will end Monday, November 5th (2012, just to be clear) and the winner will receive one (1) piece of ChuckStrong gear (of their choosing).
"How do I enter?" Gosh, you guys keep coming up with awesome questions, that's why you're the best readers in the internetverse.
We look forward to seeing your pumpkins!
Alert! Alert! Finance major showing off the only thing he remembers from the one college undergraduate journalism class he took. (But it was from the world renowned J-school at the University of Missouri.)
You can not have a "1st Annual" as an event does not become "annual" until it is held a least a second time.
(Feel free to ban me for the day for excessive pretentiousness.)
@DougEngland Doug.. Doug... Doug...
Is anything that comes out of my mouth (by way of my fingers) ever NOT some form of a joke/tongue-in-cheek?
@MarcusDugan Besides that one tidbit, I am to grammar what Seth Olsen is to offensive line play.