5) "Bob from Iowa" sounds very much like an assumed zombie identity. It was likely stolen from an unsuspecting farmer victim.
4) What ever happened to the Colts' third string free
safety Jershon Williams? I'm not ruling out zombie attack.
Updated: Observant 18 to 88 reader Sheila Ford reports that Jershon is currently playing in something called NFL Europa, although frankly that sounds made up.
|3) According to the Boston Herald, during training camp 2006 the New England Patriots updated their play book to include what wide receivers coach Brian Daboll referred to as "our undead appendix":|
|2) This new play book has been deemed a failure because Patriot's receiver Reche Caldwell was clearly intimidated during the AFC championship game. He would later attribute his poor play to "that tackling machine Bob Sanders." He then added, "He's been reanimated by a voodoo curse."|
|1) In a recent interview, Bob told the Terre Haute Tribune-Star, "Dude, yeah, I'm a zombie."|