"And I thought they were soft on the outside"

Written by Nate Dunlevy on .

From the Onion's AV Club, comes the story of ThinkGeek's April Fool's Day joke gone horribly, horribly right.

You can follow the story with the link, but long story short, a new Tauntaun sleeping bag has been accidentally invented.

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 I just shared this news with Demond.  What follows is an actual transcript of the chat:
DZ (4:19:25 PM): YOU MUST SEE THIS!!!
Demond (4:19:44 PM): oh
Demond (4:19:45 PM): my
Demond (4:19:49 PM): oh
Demond (4:19:50 PM): my
Demond (4:19:51 PM): oh
Demond (4:19:52 PM): my
Demond (4:20:11 PM): is that real?
DZ (4:20:16 PM): read the article
Demond (4:20:56 PM): YES
Demond(4:21:00 PM): I WILL
Demond (4:21:02 PM): OWN ONE
Demond (4:21:05 PM): AND SLEEP
Demond (4:21:07 PM): IN IT
Demond (4:21:27 PM): it even has intestine patterning on the inside!

Links:
Coming tomorrow:  John Oesher answers 18 Questions. 

Mike Tanier has a little quiz and talks about TEs up the seam

The NY Times looks at the Colts and the draft

The Reds are a darkhorse?  Mark my words, this team will be horrible.  They are still a year away.  They have no reliable SS, 3B, or CF.&nbs p; Oh, and they still have another massive hole in a corner outfield spot.  They won't score runs.  Ever.  If Harang, Volquez, and Cueto all pitch at a near Cy Young level (which I suppose each has in them), then maybe.  It's not something I would bet on though.  How bad is their offense?  I actually WANT them to sign Sheffield.  That's how bad.

Me too, Mr. President.  So say we all.

The Bears get Cutler and a third for 2 firsts and Orton.  I guess our schedule just got easy next year.  Josh McDaniels will be unemployed in three seasons (at the most).



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